10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• It's Free To Fold...
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway