10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.