10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Welcome to kicker school
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack