10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon