10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers