10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "No river, no fish."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves