10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz