10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.