10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha