10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)