10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.