10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• if u play for the thrill u are ill