10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe