10 Random Poker Quotes

Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
Never educate a stupid poker player.
Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
"If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.