10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion