10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--