10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.