10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz