10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon