10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike