10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers