10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- It's Free To Fold...
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)