10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker