10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Welcome to kicker school
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth