10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Welcome to kicker school
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier