10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Welcome to kicker school
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright