10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.