10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• if u play for the thrill u are ill