10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.