10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi