10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant