10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is for loners.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..