10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "No river, no fish."
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"