10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Fook the floosh droo!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"