10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.