10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Poker is for loners.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'