10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo