10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT