10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth