10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword