10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer