10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• im going to 2 out you to death
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes