10 Random Poker Quotes

"Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
"Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP