10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare