10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.