10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'