10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Welcome to kicker school
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves