10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.