10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth