10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.